Wednesday, October 22, 2008

imac v. PC

I know it may be a ridiculous question, but I'm torn on which kind of desktop to buy with my graduation money. All signs point to imac, except for my stupidity about compatibility of mac/slsk. That's how much I love slsk. but...
There's no tower. This is all of it.



sigh.....

Monday, October 13, 2008

Since 1985

This list was started by Kimmy Whitmer, Dustin Gaudet and myself during SXSW 2008. It will probably never stop.

Karen Little: _____________ since 1985.
- kicking your enemies asses
- going to your shows
- solving your lost balloon problems
- aiming to please
- creating brain wrinkles
- promoting hair products and friendship
- defending the free world
- spilling your drink
- bro-ing down
- exposing your snob window
- protecting your English Lord
- imitating Chuck Bass
- (and LB Little) installing stereo systems in your Civic
- producing word vomit

Thursday, October 9, 2008

What goes through a cat's mind?

My roommate's cat, Ann, uses our rugs as a toilet. Our apartment has become her disposal. She has shit on the kitchen rugs, my bathroom rugs, my bedroom rug, and about seven times on the hallway rug. It is not that we don't have enough litter boxes for THREE cats in a compact two-bedroom apartment, because we have one IN THE LIVING ROOM (not my idea) as well as the bathroom. They are both cleaned out daily. She still shits on the carpet. 
When she isn't shitting on the carpet, she leaves it in the box uncovered and scratches the ceiling of the box.
 
I don't have to describe to you what kitten shit smells like in a cramped living space.

She has also broken two lamps, eaten a hole in the cat food bag, peed on rug(s), eaten raw meat I was preparing and scratched my poor, calm kitty's nose.

Why does a cat shit on a rug?