2:39 PMme: H4y D00D
2:41 PM Allen: w4@t?
2:42 PM me: ||D || ||\/|| ||D
Allen: DVD?
me: pimp dvd. you read my mind!
2:43 PM Allen: Nice, is this a new form of nerd type?
2:44 PM me: yes.
it's ultra nerd.
dood whatcha doin tonight?
Allen: do you know my friend Beenu? Garrett's girlfriend?
2:45 PM she is moving to Peoria on Sun, and we are having a going away party
me: I sure don't
Allen: at Rio Rita
me: peoria!
Allen: yeah, working for Caterpillar
me: that's so obscure i don't even know where that is
but i'm part idiot
shes moving to an imaginary land working a caterpillar?
2:46 PM geez
i WISH i knew her
2:47 PM Allen: yeah, Peoria is a magical land filled with gummie bears and unicorns, and she is in charge of helpping the caterpillars grow to be beautiful butterflies
2:48 PM me: SO
JEALOUZ
i'm currently eating gummies
maybe they're peoria natives
2:49 PM Allen: you cannibal!
what are you doing tonight? something awesome?
or staying home and trying to graduate?
2:50 PM me: I AM NOT A GUMMI
not tonight man
i need a fucking break
i want to drink my brain away
Allen: but you are so chewy
me: i think dustin and i are gonna be bike warriors
we're gonna hunt virgins on our bikes and turn them into margaritas
Allen: like go beat up walkers
me: perhaps
2:51 PM maybe just stumblers
Allen: nice, if you find extra virgin virgins save one for me
me: ohh
i will try my best...but you know how i get around those virgins
2:52 PM i just want to pillage
Allen: I know, you Gummi's are all alike, you can't keep your soft little hands away from those chaste women
2:53 PM me: hahahaha
haha
2:54 PM i have to pee
look what you did!
Allen: my goal is to make you pee in your pants
I forgot, Gummi's don't wear pants
2:57 PM me: that's what you think
only other gummies can see them
2:58 PM Allen: oooohhhh, glad I'm not a gummi then
me: they're made of icing and unicorn farts